highasanashtronaught:

metal-marble:

my kind of man

The more I watch this the better it gets

highasanashtronaught:

metal-marble:

my kind of man

The more I watch this the better it gets

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

About 10 years ago I was playing with a toy car

thunderwear:

ohmygOD so today this kid in  my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him

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also, all the black kids went up to take pictures

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helioscentrifuge:

hey kid wanna buy some drugs

helioscentrifuge:

hey kid wanna buy some drugs

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h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

my love life in a gif

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

my love life in a gif

(Source: onlylolgifs)

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I heard this great joke on Sims once…

applejackart:

Ba harmy putar?

GLARCH!

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I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.

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thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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